Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.

“Are you wired, or with the feds?”

by suraimu May 11, 2021

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018

Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.

Dang, look at the wire fungus today.

by Ev08 January 10, 2022

Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach

Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.

by DHUijfgdasygg August 9, 2020

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 21, 2023

Copping the wire

Prison slang for stealing another inmate’s items off their fishing line (the string they use to send exchange items between cells).

Sometimes when the line is sent to the gallery, another inmate snatches it for themselves.

I tried sending Bill some coffee on a line, but he never got it because someone has been copping the wire.

by Bbsuperfan1111 September 15, 2022

Concertina Wire

An abbreviation of the quote, it means go and find it yourself, Im not going to help you.

"If it was up your ass in concertina wire, you would know where it is."

by bаls May 16, 2022