wimble womble 

To quabble hither and thither whilst maintaining a general lollygag and/or snickarckle.

Avast! The Wizard approaches with great wimble womble!

wimble womble by Snicklefritz III June 5, 2016

Alex Wimble Womble 

Throughout heaven and earth. He alone is "The Bald One"

Alex Wimble Wombles - When you've Wimbled all your Wombles.

Alex Wimble Womble by ItsGojover April 15, 2024

womble dongus 

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

womble dongus by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

Pavement Womble 

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

Pavement Womble by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023

womble 

idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.

That person is a fucking womble.

I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.

Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit

womble by Student72 July 10, 2019

rave-womble 

A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.

Oh my god, did you see the rave-womble? I wish I had my camera with me.

rave-womble by SFRH III April 7, 2009

Cock Womble 

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

Cock Womble by Stella Artois May 30, 2017