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willow weaving 

After a one night stand when a lady has got many ropes of cum in her hair which subsequently has dried into dry chunky strips. This is the process of trying to tie these strips of dry cum riddled hair into a rudimentary plait or ponytail before doing the the walk of shame.
Emma: I can't believe how much that guy unloaded in my hair last night. I had to do some serious willow weaving before getting out of there.
Kate: You could have washed your hair after.
willow weaving by Alan Morissette January 1, 2018
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willow weaving 

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
willow weaving by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018
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