will knot 

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

will knot by newtdecay January 14, 2008

will knot 

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

will knot by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Will knot 

An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.

He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.

Will knot by wachaaaaa November 30, 2010

will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

will knots by Chode Master April 17, 2003

willknot 

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

willknot by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003