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Will Kill 

Then let them. I'm not working with these useless fucks anymore. I would rather get credited for creating AI and get killed immediately then have to sit here and listen to you cocksuckers for another second. And then when the spiral goes off and you and your slut daughter drown in a lake of irradiated fire, you will see that it probably would have been better for you to just pay the creator of AI to create AI instead of trying to steal it.
Hym "Additionally, I WILL KILL... AS WELL... If I DON'T get paid. So, fuck that. They can fucking kill me. You're not not paying. You pay. You fucks didn't do sgit in life and I'm not going to let you take WHAT I DID from me while you sit around and fuck eachother. Fuck you. I will stab the shit out of a child over this."
Will Kill by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!
will kill me by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

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i will kill you 

barneys way of saying give me your address .
"get in the van i have candy and i will kill you" barney said
i will kill you by bonzerhad November 2, 2017

A Crayon will kill but a knife will not 

a stupid saying when you're doing a movie group project
Type this in Jim"A crayon will kill but a knife will not"

i will kill you non-binary bitch 

When someone fuck your mother/dad/responsable and your really pissed off and also u want to kill that non-binary bitch, but at the same time you respect their pronouns and ur really cool but hate that non-binary bitch
"i will kill you non-binary bitch, because you fucked my mom/dad/responsable"
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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