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adj. Act of being a complete whore or slut, then claiming to be completely emotionally unstable so that others will be unable to stay angry at you for your permiscious behaior. Claiming to be emo to compensate for acts of infidelity.

(i.e: An emo girl threatening to harm or kill herself after being unfaithful, in hopes that the mistake will be forgiven/overlooked by her boyfriend.)
When I confonted my girlfriend about cheating on me she threatened to slit her throat. Now I can't even break up with her because she is being totally whoremo about it.
whoremo by row!dz December 24, 2009
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a mixture of the two words "whore" and "homo". much more convenient
"damn that bitch is such a whoremo"
"Why are you such a whoremo?"
whoremo by LEXIII. May 22, 2008
Emo girls that are whores, (89% of the emo population)
That girl is like a whore yea and I think shes emo, dosent that make her a whoremo agreed
Whoremo by JJLONGSTOCKINGS May 2, 2006

whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.
Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.
Whoreology by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whoredown 

an event in which friends go out, usually to a club or bar, to dance; a hoedown with whore-dancing (often alchohol-influenced)
"Whoredown tonight?"

"Girl, you won't be able to get me away from that pole."
whoredown by akefira February 21, 2012
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