Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

Wooley Mammoth by disathome July 28, 2010

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Wholey Roller

The act of taking an extremely messy shit that requires the whole roll of toilet paper to clean the affected area.

Dude, I just got back from The Old Country Buffet and ended up taking a Wholey Roller.

shit poop messy shit

Wholey Roller by Eurobug June 13, 2010

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wooley rocket

A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.

To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.

Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.

The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!

On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.

wooley rocket by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006

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Wooleybooger

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself

Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.

Wooleybooger by BigWoody February 17, 2007

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