white knuckled growler

An unfortunately large dump. Just to pass the brown babe you animaliscally growl and must grab on to the counter/handicapped rails/ your consciousness so tight and the pain causes your knuckles turn white. That rhymes.

"Hey Cindy, did you pick up a date last night? Why are you walking so funny?"

"Joke's on you Julie. I just took a white knuckled growler in your bathroom"

In unison : "ROOMMATES FOR LIFE"

by shoffnee October 7, 2014

white knuckles

The embodiment of white power; a single fist of Caucasian skin.

I'll solve the Black problem with my white knuckles.

by geovix July 31, 2008

White Knuckle Ride

Beating someone until your knuckles turn white.

That dude stole money from me. I'm going to give his ass a White Knuckle Ride.

by Swrock September 8, 2017

Ride the White Knuckles

Commanding a party to go get fisted.
"His" or "her" may be substituted for "the."
Usage is same as "get bent."

Related: 'getting a white knuckle ride' would mean 'getting fisted.'

That bastard had the nerve to complain about our excellent service? He can go ride the white knuckles!

by Fydsid April 28, 2009

White knuckle shuffle

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.

She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle

by Francis B November 1, 2007

White-knuckle ride

When your knuckle are made white from grasping onto the bowl as you take a fierce dump.

That Chinese buffet cut me up. As soon as I got my ass home I took the white-knuckle ride.

by Carl Panzram Jr. June 8, 2004

White-knuckling the basket

The disregarded worry stemming from sleeping with a promiscuous woman who hasn't been tested.

I knew she'd been with a lot of men, but I couldn't resist. I was white-knuckling the basket through the entire session.

by Izzitjustme September 23, 2016