whiskey shits 

The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.

1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.

2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.

whiskey shits by DiggleZ July 26, 2006

whiskey shits 

The type of excrement that is delivered after a night of heavy drinking, where the odor wreaks of putrid and half-digested alcohol and permeates the location in which said "shits" were dropped.

Dude, that was such a party. I was so hammered. Man, I tell ya, I had such a bad case of the whiskey shits that I almost made myself barf when I went to the can.

whiskey shits by InDaHighlandsRanch3 April 10, 2009

whiskey shits 

The loose and heavy bowel movements that follow from a night of excessive drinking.

I can't make it out today, the whiskey shits have me grounded.

whiskey shits by jsflown October 19, 2010

whisky shits 

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.

"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"

whisky shits by wessy January 27, 2009