where is my dad with the milk 

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

where is my dad with the milk by fatfucc February 11, 2020

Where is that Sean Penn? 

The question on everybody’s lips when disaster strikes anywhere in the world.

As the group of folks in downtown L.A. needing COVID testing formed into a larger and larger throng, the desperate and plaintive question arose, “Where is that Sean Penn?”

Where is that Sean Penn? by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020

where is your god now 

A common phrase tagged onto an image or web page so terrifyingly weird that it makes you question if god exists. Most often seen associated with the rubber-faced Burger King mascot. Also appears in religious sources (Psalm 42:3, 10; 115:2) and in a famous fictional debate between reason and faith.

Person1: I got some used panties from a vending machine in Japan. They came with a photo of the last person who wore them. And it was a dude.
Person2: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

where is your god now by Stefan Gagne June 7, 2005

where is my mind? 

it's what you say when your head callaspes and there's nothing in it.

with your feet in the air
your head on the ground
try this trick
and spin it

where is my mind? by marooned October 31, 2004

where is this coming from 

An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told.

Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"

Ellie: You lie to my face and behind my back, we only hang out when you need something, you ditch me the second you get a boyfriend and come running back the second he leaves you, and you give me your clothes that are too tight and then tell people you gave them to me because they were too big. You're a bad friend, and I'm so done with you.
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?

Dan: We've been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you're single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you're my friend. Where is this coming from?

where is this coming from by WordsmithOwl August 6, 2016

Where Is My Fuck Bag? 

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!

Where Is My Fuck Bag? by Some1One July 28, 2015

Where is your dad? 

You say this whenever someone who is communist based, says something unreal.

Steven: "Bro get some bitches!"
Elijah: "Get some bitches this, get some bitches that, like bro where is your dad?"

Where is your dad? by xinese April 19, 2021