Wheat fielding

verb
1.
doing whatever the fuck it is you do in a wheat field.

My mom was wheat fielding when she was like 'fuck, i'm about to have this baby'

by argthesaurus July 5, 2016

Whistling Through The Wheat Field

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.

The old man's whistling through the wheat field.

by vahnx May 8, 2009

Whistle Up The Wheat Field

To eat pussy. Referred to in "The Sopranos" when Tony is making fun of Uncle Junior.

I don't trust that guy, he likes to whistle up the wheat field.

by jb53 February 16, 2006

Wheat fields

I closed my eyes.
I found you at the door of a white house.
I knew it was a lucid dream.
You took my right hand.
We went inside.
There were different people in the house.
You would stop and talk to each of them,
but our hands never separated,
not even for a moment.
My eyes caught the carpeted stairs.
I was waiting for you to finish talking
so we could go upstairs.
But I woke up.
I was always curious about what was up there.
When I saw the first visions,
another door opened for me.
I sat in meditation,
hoping to see
what awaited at the top of the stairs.
I saw it.
There were more stairs,
suspended in space.
This time, I was alone.
You were at the top of the stairs,
standing beside a door.
I climbed those stairs a thousand times,
but before reaching the top,
I would fall asleep—
because climbing them was deeply soothing.
Finally,
one day,
I reached the top.
I had always thought
that if I opened the door,
a hidden green garden would be behind it.
The door opened.
It was a wheat field,
with a single tree.
maybe the nearest wheat fields
to the stone coastal village—
the same place
where we reached peace,
in each other’s arms.

Wheat Fields - Far from home, yet near in dreams

by From Saint Agnes to Egypt February 8, 2026