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what i got

The Best Song By Sublime Hands Down
Makes You Think About Life Whenever You Hear It.
This song is about having a lousy life, but focusing on the good things - what you have, not what you don't.

I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes back to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin' it's all the same
Livin' with louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me
I Played "What I Got" 143 times on iTunes
what i got by Anthony Hompkins September 16, 2008
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I Know What I Got 

When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG
Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.
I Know What I Got by odditychild January 5, 2022

You don't know what I got. 

A phrase that is used by rex in victorious stating that Tori doesn't know what rex has in his pants , Also a term that can be used when misgendered or wanting to imply you may be another gender . usually used as a joke.
Sasha: Yeah me and Mikasa had a kid together. (joking)
Jean: That's not biologically possible
Sasha: You don't know what I got. okay? (bursts out laughing)
Jean: (Also bursts out laughing)
Connie: (Doesn't know what's going on but starts laughing too)

You don't know what I got 

A phrase originated by Corey Baker to express that Sonni does not know what he has
"You don't know what I got Sonni"

WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT

Adj.

Pinpointing and highlighting the exact differences between facts, claims, and evidence. Which typically has caused an emotional reaction or sudden realization. It generally is used negatively.

Example: A TV dinner looks amazing on the cover and says it tastes amazing.

Negatively:
WHAT I EXPECTED: An amazing, delicious meal that looks beautiful.
WHAT I GOT: Tastes like vomit and looks just as appetizing. It even smells bad too.

Links with other terms:
"I don't know what I expected."
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."
Example of WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT:
Man, can't believe I got suckered in, this game is trash. Let me sum it up for you:
WHAT I EXPECTED: GOTY, the gameplay looked amazing!
WHAT I GOT: Dissapointment, it was all fake.

I got mine, what's your problem? 

Making sure you got what you need without a concern for others, especially if you are the boss.
Leeza got a nice big ice cream cone in front of the troops working hard digging her shelter. When the troopers looked at her, she scoffed "I got mine, what's your problem?"

i got rizz i got jizz what you want? 

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers
i got rizz i got jizz what you want?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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