Why the fuck would you search this?
What in the actual fuck are you doing here.
by Pejdndi January 8, 2020
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1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022
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when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u
“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
by some of yall fucking weird October 14, 2020
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A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”
Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.
by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022
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when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs
Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022
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