The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
by ACTethx December 15, 2020
A character in all the movys like morbius hes a chink/chigga and very cool wee wee doodoo
chingchong
chingchong
by yoyogreeetaly May 29, 2022
Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.
Albert Weng, you look like an egg!
by Trippin Zhang September 10, 2023
by Eggtarts June 19, 2022
Shirley Weng's are sometimes very dumb person and smart at the same time. They hate it when people snitch on them and friends are being fake, also Shirley Weng's hate Eva Wu. Shirley Weng's love to wake up their brothers.
Shirley Weng is a very good person
by Rickroll13203d June 19, 2023
The opposite of peng (meaning it is good and/or attractive). Weng means something that is disgusting and/or bad. Commonly used in Roadman slang.
"Fam, that's so weng! Innit g?"
"What do you mean 'weng'?"
"It's disgusting!"
"That piece of chicken is too marinated, it looks weng."
"What do you mean 'weng'?"
"It's disgusting!"
"That piece of chicken is too marinated, it looks weng."
by yecalyecal January 2, 2020