Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.
by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010
A spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your butt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. For example, standing in the door and farting, touching your butt to both door jambs, and yelling, "spider web!"
Everyone was in the room when I felt a big one coming on....I totally let it rip and touched my ass to the tables...creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!
by unvmyvw412 October 16, 2010
by Deliciousnessoverhere January 29, 2011
When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web
I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web
by Netheo March 1, 2008
To saran wrap a room in a fashion resembling that of a spider web. When complete, lines of shaving cream are put on each strand of saran wrap to give it that silky look, which would also make it more of a pain to clean up.
by Tanzola October 12, 2011
by UnattentiveApple April 17, 2011
The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!
by J-Rizzles August 26, 2008