Definition: A Master Patrolman, without the mental capacity to ever do more in the working world than drive a police cruiser poorly. Usually loved by the public because they feel sorry for him The Master Patrolman usually thinks he is the best worker and is a ladies man. He drools a lot. He will try to get his nonretarded coworkers fired.
Waterheads really like coffee.
Waterheads really like coffee.
by the 3 wise men August 27, 2013
by Ron Weed September 10, 2010
An individual: who despite my best efforts, cannot understand how to do anything that I've already shown him how to do. This guy is a real problem for retail, because that's all he will ever try to do with his life, even if we offered him a perfectly good job as a flagpole - he would still insist on being a team player. On the upstroke, his head can also be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
In 1586 John Dee and Sir Edward Kelley, threw suspected Waterheads into the Atlantic Ocean to see if they'd float... Most of them did.
by Dr. Alexander Rosenbridge PhD May 20, 2015
by Chaostrophy February 26, 2004
Waterhead is a simulator in secondlife.
by Jumpy. The Man January 27, 2023
by CraftyCheeses January 27, 2023
A person with a water head that is ten times bigger than a standard water head. their head can literally block the sun. They also possesses at-cha-for-ya Eyes that When walking freely has one eye scanning the entire room while the other eye stays focused on side of nose. Enjoys interaction with bobble head dolls as they appear to be related.
We were on a Carnival Cruise and there was this stanky legg TEN POUND WATERHEAD that kept blocking the sun. This ten pound water head made the ship tilt to one side and when they jumped in the pool their giant head sunk like a rock to the bottom.
by tugboat2012 September 23, 2011