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bathtub toilet water dong 

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.
When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

Dong Water 

This is most typically referred to as the toilet bowl water once a man's penis as poked itself into the murky depths. When a penis infiltrates the vile waters of the ceramic oval office, the water turns into Dong Water. Similar to bong water in the sense that once clean water is now tainted.

In other cultures, known as "Poop Dick"
I was pooping at the public walmart restrooms and felt my dick submerge into the icy cold waters of the unknown. I knew immediately that I birthed a new batch of Dong Water. Unsafe and unsanitary, I immediately ran away.
Dong Water by sixty7gt500 July 11, 2014

Dong Water 

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle
I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!
Dong Water by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016

dong water 

The result of a man taking a piss.

Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."
After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...
dong water by Jason L. July 5, 2007

dong water 

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.
dong water by c0keboys February 26, 2021
A waterdog is a penis that is "semi" or "begining to become" erect.
I started to get a waterdog thinking of Ali and Ro, they are delish.
waterdog by D-burger December 10, 2008