you do not recognize the bodies in the water

you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

"You do not recognize the bodies in the water"
(happy life occurs.)
"I recognize the bodies in the water."
(vivid screaming, then audio cut.)

you do not recognize the bodies in the water by nikolaivektovich November 17, 2022

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

I do not recognize the bodies in the water by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

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you do not recognise the bodies in the water by Among us 22 December 23, 2023

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dirty-water dogs

"hot dogs", most likely bought on the streets of NYC, that are boiled in water that isn't changed that often....(true fact)
but actually quite tastey

:DD

settin: penn. station (nyc)
Kid: MOM!!!!! i'm freakin hungry!
Mom: kid, i have to be at work in 5 minutes! can't i just buy u somethin from the cafiteria!?!?
kid: NO, NO, NO!!!!!! I WANNA HOT DOG!!
MOM: i'ma get u f'ing dirty-water dogs if you don't stop!!
kid:.....

dirty-water dogs by nol1998 August 3, 2010

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Water-done

A state of inebriation in which an individual should only drink water for the rest of the night if he/she intends to not suffer from severe alcohol poisoning.

Ethan: stumbles and knocks over a large birdbath while puking

Robert: "Hey man, why don't you sit over here and just drink this water. I don't think you need anymore beer tonight."

Ethan: "*incomprehensible gibberish*, I'M WATER-DONE!!!"

Robert: "That's right buddy your water-done."

Water-done by llamapapa November 29, 2011

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