A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 16, 2022
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1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021
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Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.
"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"
by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022
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