Wasabi

Wasabi is a very hot food. Do not play with it, I’ve had a whole spoonful of it before and it hurt.

James: Yo bro, wanna try some of that wasabi?

Tom: Hell yeah dude, dab me up.

James: Here you go.

Tom: OH MY GOD JAMES HELP I’M DYING

James: haha weakling

by SuperiorChad November 10, 2021

Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 14, 2022

wasabi panties

When you eat too much wasabi and it becomes the environment of your panties.

I had so much sushi tonight that the amount of wasabi I ate turned my panties to a spicy sushi roll environment that could only be described as wasabi panties

by Wasabi mama March 11, 2023