A horrid person. A terrible tinkle berry box. Assassination worthy.
Katelyn: "Donald Trump is a wankpuffin."
Sebastian: "Yeah, he's a horrid person."
by Tunataconudger March 10, 2016
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Short, stout moron puffed up with a sense of self-importance and insular world views (usually obtained from the Daily Mail, Express or Sun). Often sports a crew-cut, Essex Triple-Ripple neck and 30 pint belly.

The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!
Did you see the Britain First rally in the papers..... Noisy bunch of Wankpuffins - full of sound and fury , signifying nothing.
by Catweeeeezal 48 July 19, 2016
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a liar, piece of Shit, racist, no one likes you, probably say this word in Britain or something.
by Bernie Sanders February 21, 2016
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A Wankpuffin is singular to Wankpuffins a name given to a single person or a group of people doing an act of absolute stupidity basically a bunch of Thick fucks.
Look at all those thick fucks all stood together breaking the 2 meter rule absolute Wankpuffins.
by Urba Angler October 22, 2020
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