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wall shit 

The act of defecating in public, usually on a wall or free standing object. The act differs from traditional public shitting given that the taker extends the torso away from the wall, leaving the legs unbent and the ass well above the head. The single most important characteristic of a wall shit is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall so as to ruin the wall and wipe in unison. A perfect wall shit rarely results in feces on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned attempt to use a public restroom. As such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.
"Hey, did you see that Melvis in the Raiders starter jacket taking a wall shit on Blue Heron Blvd, that guy has no regard for property."

"There's Jeff George, former Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."
wall shit by thetongakid January 13, 2009
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Wall shit 

When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.
Wall shit by 69Shrimp69dick69 May 11, 2020

Wall shit 

When you shit so hard it gets all over the walls and is blasted with intense intestinal pressure
Aw dude did you see that wall shit I did at joeys house
Wall shit by Lilbigdic November 22, 2018

wall of shit 

the stubborn person in a group who refuses to do everything, resulting, in everyone being delayed
*a group watching tv*
Person 1: Look, I NEED to go!
Person 2: shut up, the good part is coming, then you can go
Person 3: You're a real wall of shit, aren't you?
*the good part never comes*
wall of shit by absolutelegend287 October 7, 2018

Shit the wall 

1. Verb. When someone takes a crap and it stinks up the whole bathroom.
2. Verb. If someone in a public restroom shit everywhere except for the toilet.
1. Someone just shit the wall in the bathroom so don’t go in there for another 30 or so minutes.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.
Shit the wall by Oyml December 23, 2023

shit-on-the-wall 

(noun) A casual American chain restaurant where the interior walls are almost completely covered in busy, eclectic, kitschy, often discordant and erratically-arranged paraphernalia: pictures, photographs, artwork, license plates, road signs, sports equipment, antlers, newspaper clippings, Christmas lights, etc. Typically found in strip malls, shopping centers and restaurant parks. Cuisine tends to be pan-American. Examples: Chili's, Applebee's, TGI-Friday's, Bennigan's, Red Robin, Buca di Beppo, The Silver Diner, Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday, Chevy's, Joe's Crab Shack, etc.
"Marie wanted to go to eat at this quaint little Italian bistro, but Dave had his heart set on one of those shit-on-the-wall places in Springfield Town Center."
shit-on-the-wall by victoire August 16, 2006

shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology 

noun. The process of throwing chemicals at a disease until something changes.
"shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology," credit to Barry Schuler @ TEDTalks.
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