The act of defecating in public, usually on a wall or free standing object. The act differs from traditional public shitting given that the taker extends the torso away from the wall, leaving the legs unbent and the ass well above the head. The single most important characteristic of a wall shit is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall so as to ruin the wall and wipe in unison. A perfect wall shit rarely results in feces on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned attempt to use a public restroom. As such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.
"Hey, did you see that Melvis in the Raiders starter jacket taking a wall shit on Blue Heron Blvd, that guy has no regard for property."
"There's Jeff George, former Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."
"There's Jeff George, former Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."
by thetongakid January 13, 2009
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Person 1: Look, I NEED to go!
Person 2: shut up, the good part is coming, then you can go
Person 3: You're a real wall of shit, aren't you?
*the good part never comes*
Person 1: Look, I NEED to go!
Person 2: shut up, the good part is coming, then you can go
Person 3: You're a real wall of shit, aren't you?
*the good part never comes*
by absolutelegend287 October 7, 2018
Get the wall of shit mug.1. Verb. When someone takes a crap and it stinks up the whole bathroom.
2. Verb. If someone in a public restroom shit everywhere except for the toilet.
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1. Someone just shit the wall in the bathroom so don’t go in there for another 30 or so minutes.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.
by Oyml December 23, 2023
Get the Shit the wall mug.(noun) A casual American chain restaurant where the interior walls are almost completely covered in busy, eclectic, kitschy, often discordant and erratically-arranged paraphernalia: pictures, photographs, artwork, license plates, road signs, sports equipment, antlers, newspaper clippings, Christmas lights, etc. Typically found in strip malls, shopping centers and restaurant parks. Cuisine tends to be pan-American. Examples: Chili's, Applebee's, TGI-Friday's, Bennigan's, Red Robin, Buca di Beppo, The Silver Diner, Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday, Chevy's, Joe's Crab Shack, etc.
"Marie wanted to go to eat at this quaint little Italian bistro, but Dave had his heart set on one of those shit-on-the-wall places in Springfield Town Center."
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