Dru Wakely is one of the three members of the british band, The Midnight Beast, who was made famous after spoofing Ke$ha's single, Tik Tok.
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*
He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*
He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
Chuck: Dru Wakely is awesomeness, ain't he?
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
by saportasuarez April 8, 2010
Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(
by Eva C. Bowles August 20, 2007
When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.
In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.
In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.
"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"
"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"
"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
- Good morning!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!
by d3ly51d June 20, 2018
"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise
"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local
"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local
by mudbutt55 January 16, 2013
When someone wakes up at earlier than they wanted to on the weekend because they are used to waking up early for work.
Dave - "Fuck man, I'm really tired today because I work waked at 6am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep."
Kevin - "Go fuck yourself"
Kevin - "Go fuck yourself"
by DirtyDaveSanchez December 18, 2010
Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......
"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"
by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010