wake n bake

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.

"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."

by dub_head November 5, 2005

wake n bake

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)

by mandy November 2, 2003

Wake n' Bake

To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.

by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008

wake n bake

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries

Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.

by smellymeli March 11, 2018

wake n bake

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

by kajoe October 10, 2008

Wake-n-Bake Oven

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.

Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009

Wake n Bake Billy

This is someone who wakes and bakes everyday, and also gets high before during and after all classes.

You also have to get high every lunch and take 2 oxy codine pills with 2 shots of vodka and be late to all classes.

Two Turds: Hey billy, whats up?

Wake n Bake Billy: Nothin much, i already blazed 3 times today.

Two Turds: nice, you wanna blaze at lunch again?

Wake n Bake Billy: Ya of corse, i also have some oxycodine and vodka if u want some.

by The KlNG OF KRUNK May 2, 2011