wake & shake

using a vibrator first thing in the morning

A friend of mine likes to start their day with a wake & shake and their skin is amazing.

by Xethdiz October 31, 2023

Wake n' Shake

When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.

I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!

by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011

wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

by whitebolo April 16, 2005

wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

by eggz09 March 4, 2012

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.

Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.

by NomNomNomSpeed June 26, 2009

wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.

I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.

by What U. Waant courtesy of Thin Dick August 12, 2003

wake n shake

similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)

after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..

by Vince G. June 11, 2008