A man that works his whole life for a minimum wage job, only to not be able to provide, afford a living or to feed a family.
He spends his whole life grinding while other men are working less and raking in the dough and having a awful good time having rough sex with their gfs/wives.
He goes to bar every Friday Saturday night randomly asking out girls who already have husbands and children. Hes now noticing hes working harder than expected and wrinkles are starting to pop out and his hairline is receeding.
He thinks he can still produce children, so then he goes to CVS and buys a fertility test. After taking the test, he realizes he's become impotent and his libido has gone to shit. So much for hard work.
He later realizes that hard work doesn't pay off, and that family is more important than work. He regrets his life after seeing other men with attractive wives that are having more sex than him.
He concludes a very important lesson of life.
All work and no play makes Jack impotent.
He spends his whole life grinding while other men are working less and raking in the dough and having a awful good time having rough sex with their gfs/wives.
He goes to bar every Friday Saturday night randomly asking out girls who already have husbands and children. Hes now noticing hes working harder than expected and wrinkles are starting to pop out and his hairline is receeding.
He thinks he can still produce children, so then he goes to CVS and buys a fertility test. After taking the test, he realizes he's become impotent and his libido has gone to shit. So much for hard work.
He later realizes that hard work doesn't pay off, and that family is more important than work. He regrets his life after seeing other men with attractive wives that are having more sex than him.
He concludes a very important lesson of life.
All work and no play makes Jack impotent.
Guy 1: "Hey look at that sorry poor wage cuck over there.. his name is Jack. When the motherfucka gonna get laid?
Guy 2: " I dont know... lmao... he just keeps on working all day. Work work work - ha ja ha. Hey man, check out my bank account I've got $3,000,000 in savings I inherited from my fathers business. You want to buy an escort tonight?
Guy 1: " Hell Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh man! Lets do it!"
Jack: *Keeps working. Hes employed at Publix as a bagger. One day, he checks his bank account during lunch and realizes he's $10,000 in debt and his credit score is 420. He wishes he had a gf, but he feels inadequate. He goes to the bar one night, and sees a hot chick working at the bar. Nervously he approaches her. Unfortunately though she rejects him, and asks to be tipped $10 for the meal he eats. Jack foolishly gives her his money from his credit card and walks off.
Guy 2: " I dont know... lmao... he just keeps on working all day. Work work work - ha ja ha. Hey man, check out my bank account I've got $3,000,000 in savings I inherited from my fathers business. You want to buy an escort tonight?
Guy 1: " Hell Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh man! Lets do it!"
Jack: *Keeps working. Hes employed at Publix as a bagger. One day, he checks his bank account during lunch and realizes he's $10,000 in debt and his credit score is 420. He wishes he had a gf, but he feels inadequate. He goes to the bar one night, and sees a hot chick working at the bar. Nervously he approaches her. Unfortunately though she rejects him, and asks to be tipped $10 for the meal he eats. Jack foolishly gives her his money from his credit card and walks off.
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anyone that can't save at least 50% of his wages or is abused by his boss. a wagecuck is treated like shit at work and there's no hope of him escaping it therefore he must suck up to his bully. this makes him an emasculated cuckold. mostly used to describe men. for women the term 'wagie' is more common
wagecucks often take out large loans to pay for a mcmansion, fully cementing their servitude for life
wagecucks often take out large loans to pay for a mcmansion, fully cementing their servitude for life
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A: Bro, I wish we went to college when we were younger. I mean look at John, he's an engineer in New York City now!
B: John? That wagecuck lives with 3 roommates in Brooklyn just to afford his student loan payments.
B: John? That wagecuck lives with 3 roommates in Brooklyn just to afford his student loan payments.
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