what the actual 

It is a way of showing your big dick to other men. ''What the actual'' could take the place of ''Why am I such a fucking faggot''.

Dim Sum:Hey man, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado, what the actual?

Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.

what the actual by bigolpeepee June 21, 2014

what the ACTUAL fuck? 

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

what the ACTUAL fuck? by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011

What the actual fuck, dude 

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

What the actual fuck, dude by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019

What the actual fuck? 

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

What the actual fuck? by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008

What the actual shiznits 

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

What the actual shiznits by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? 

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.

Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

what in the actual fuck by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014