W W W

This abbreviation used to stand for World Wide Web.

It now stands for the activity which surrounds most of the time in which the web is browsed - Wanking While Watching (another video stream or live webcam) or, Wanking While Waiting (for the next lot of porn to download).

(For the Brit-ignorant, Wanking is the same as jerking-off/Whippin Mr Zippy/Polishing the PurplePink Pole, over here in Limey-Land.)

"Shit I gotta clean this mouse and keyboard or buy a box of tissues, probably both (squeezes umpteen zit). Too much WWW. Oh, Just one more......"

by Missy M September 5, 2005

W.W.W.D. ?

WWWD, PHRASE: Soon, When the pedestal crumbles, what Mr. Obama will be askin himself.

Barry say's to Mama: "This stem cell research approval,and funding thing I authorized, has really opened Pandora's box. What a freaky mess, there's so much corruption and mis-guided experimenting. oOh my God! W.W.W.D. ? (WHAT WOULD W. DO ?)

by [e-mail] March 19, 2009

W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!

W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!!

by J-$crilla April 16, 2009

W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

Synonym for what would jesus do? but you ask yourself what would Gucci Mane do?

Should I buy Chiquita bananas or Minute Made Lemonade. W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

by BURRLEMASKURR July 26, 2010

W.W.G.J.D

What would Gradient Joe do?
Bugbo 🤯
What you ask when you need help

Bugbo: Whenever I have a problem then needs solving, the first thing that comes to my mind is: “What Would Gradient Joe Do?”
(Or “W.W.G.J.D for short, Use when you have a problem that needs solving)

by Literally Nyan Cat September 26, 2023

W.W.F.D.?

Means what would fobbitt do?

For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because they did not have the favorite food at the chow hall. Bitch when BK, Hardees, KFC, Green Bean, Starbucks, Nathans does not have the noraml meal, drink in stock. Bunch og jammering Kywags. Complain about your uniform being to soil to eat after a patrol in the chow hall

Soldier A--Man the was rough patrol is the chow hall still open
Soldier B- Yeah
Marine- Do you think I can get in there like this.
Air Man- No, I think a fobbitt may be mad.
Sailor, Coastie-- Yeah, man W.W.F.D.?
Marine-- your right I will go change

by 1SG March 19, 2009

W.W.T.H.D (What Would Tally Hall Do?)

What would the band do

W.W.T.H.D (What Would Tally Hall Do?)
Rob Cantor W.W.T.H.D We like to kick at the university
Everyone wow what does that means

by ZubinBigFan23123123213 June 15, 2022