VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.
These girls are a very distinct species. Usually seen out in the wild with a tube top, Vans, Crocs and Birkenstock’s. Don’t even think about forgetting the scrunchies and Hydroflasks in which they decorate with an assortment of colorful stickers.
Guy: Ok I brought your stuff
VSCO girls: YOU FORGOT THE HYDROFLASK
Guy: What’s the big deal, we can just get bottled water?
VSCO girls: I CANT BE A TRUE BASIC VSCO GIRL WITHOUT MY HYDROFLASSSKKKKKK *explodes*
Guy: *dies*
Vsco girls. WHERE DO I START?! They have their stupid ‘baggy shirts’”HAVE YOU STOLE THAT OFF YOUR FATHERDAISY?!” Is what I’d say to my daughter, if I had one, they deserve to burn in hell with their stupid ‘sksksksk’ & their “And I oop-“ like what does that even mean?!
Vsco girl: sksksksk and I oop-
Me: burn in hell may the power of Christ compel you!
Vsco girl: no I am VSCO -yeets the vsco girl to Japan-
The basic white girls of 2019. They tend to wear scrunchies, tube tops, oversized shirts, nike shorts, etc. Most of their clothes come from either a thrift store of urban outfitters. They claim to care about the environment but will buy from fast fashion. They ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS carry around a hydroflast with a bunch of stickers on it. They primarily use Twitter and Instagram. Most of their language consists of "anna oop", "tea", "sksksksksksksksk", etc.
Person: omg I can't believe Karen is one of those VSCO girls now, she used to be emo.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.