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Vomit Comet 

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.
They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.
Vomit Comet by jonny mac June 9, 2004

vomit comet 

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.
Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet
vomit comet by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Vomit Comet 

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.
A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.
Vomit Comet by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013

vomit comet 

a fart so smelly that victims vomit profusely
After many pickled eggs and beer in came a vomit comet and the 'ol lady puked
vomit comet by hook'embill January 8, 2009

Vomit comet 

To be sick, especially after alcohol.
Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.
Vomit comet by olly5764 May 26, 2018

Vomit Comet 

A person who vomits and flees the area
After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.
Vomit Comet by JohnnyHally321 February 6, 2023