Vodka Shits Share definition Flag When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful. "Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam" Vodka Shits by Magfastha May 22, 2016 Get the Vodka Shits mug.