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Vodka Shits 

When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.
"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"
Vodka Shits by Magfastha May 22, 2016
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vodka shits 

The extremely smelly shits that you do after a night of drinking vodka
I had really bad vodka shits this morning.
vodka shits by JackLowe11 August 6, 2016

vodka shits 

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting
Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night
vodka shits by Cruzikins September 16, 2016

vodka shits 

The feeling of shit after you drink vodka.
Oh fuck the vodka shits are brewing inside me
vodka shits by Boozeandblunts101 October 9, 2016

Vodkashitz 

Uncontrollable loose stool resulting from drinking too much Vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz.
Aw, man, don't go in there, we were doing shots last night, I got the Vodkashitz.
Vodkashitz by Enchanted M April 23, 2005

vodkashitze. 

Uncontrollable loose stools from drinkng too much vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz.
Dude, don't go in there. We were playing quarters last night and I got the Vodkashitz.
vodkashitze. by Enchanted M April 24, 2005
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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