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A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.
I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.
by The Karma Fairy April 08, 2004
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A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.
I caught a virtual STD on Facebook last week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.
by regretful mercy-friender May 11, 2009
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