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Vitas Virus 

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
Vitas Virus by VV Victim January 26, 2010
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The Russian Soprano singer who uses falsetto so beautifully that no one escapes the charm^o^
The one who owns 5 times more fans than Orlando Bloom does in China...
The one whose voice is so purified....
The one you'll love more than yourself...
The one whom you are physically unable to stop listening to...
Us worshippers: Vitas, he's our head of religeon, our treasure, our precious, our love, our source of inspiration and bravery....
Vitas by Ithilia / zx August 23, 2006
Related Words
vikash Vicas viasa Vihas Vilasini vivaswan ViaSan Viasy Vihassini Vinasyah

Virasintology 

A religion where followers worship femboy butts.
Jaccob belongs to the church of Virasintology, he worships at every opportunity.
Virasintology by Hambruhger January 4, 2021
Vitas wang is a music lover and loves coffee shops.
OMG! VITAS HAHAHAHA
Vitas by eutrophication December 8, 2022
The only working lampost to light up a dark street. The unique person who makes people's lives worth living!

A good name for a vampire as it is old fashioned and memorable.
You: VITASTA!!!

Vitasta: (YOUR NAME)!!!!! *cuddles*
Vitasta by Pinkisnoopy February 7, 2010
1) The state of being cool without any attempts at trying; being truly naturally cool.
2) A person that is considered cool just by how they live their life and carry on their usual activities.
3)viasity, derived from viasa, is the concept of having real actual coolness.
1) Have you met Sean, he's such a viasa?
2) You can't be a viasa if you try, the whole concept of trying to be cool means you're not.
3) I am eager to hang out with Hannah, she has a lot of viasity.
Viasa by teeness June 28, 2008

vikas'ed 

(verb) To be deceived when a person creates a fictitious persona.

Not to be confused with the endearing nature of 'dingus'.
Synonym - catfished
Damn George! You got vikas'ed!

Careful! Don't get vikas'ed!
Remember when you got vikas'ed?
vikas'ed by poodeen July 5, 2022