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vintager

one who dresses only vintage and buys only vintage products and does not own any thing new. they only own vintage cars, vintage clothing, vintage food containers (vintage jars and bottles), and does not own plastic.
Look at that vintager she's dressed in a 1950s dress and drinking coca-cola out of a vintage coca-cola bottle.
by vintage lover February 8, 2012
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Vintage Soul

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)
Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.
by GuitaristLouie May 11, 2014
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VintageRomeo

Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.
Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHH MG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"
by VntgXromz October 14, 2019
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VintageBeef

Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.
Man 1 has done a VintageBeef.
by GroundHOG2010 September 30, 2012
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vintagexpast

A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.
“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”
by vintagexpast September 24, 2019
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vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
by Say whit? February 16, 2015
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Vintage Queen

-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.
"She is such a Vintage Queen. Definitely born after her time."
by abbinme March 3, 2010
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