veterinary ophthalmology

A relatively recent specialty within the field of veterinary medicine, devoted exclusively to treating the eyes of non-human animals.

His dog, at the age of ten, had become completely blind. Whereas her blindness would once have been permanent, it could now be reversed. Dr. Jane Cho, a surgeon practicing in Westchester County, New York, had performed a miracle, in his view, had given back the world to his dog by restoring her vision. With each additional year of newly-sighted life, he felt enhanced gratitude toward the doctor and her staff, thankful for the gift of veterinary ophthalmology.

veterinary ophthalmology by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021

Veterinary Nurse (UK) 

A qualified proffesional, who is trained to look after your pets at the veterinary clinic. Veterinary nurses study hard for their qualification and need to know about more than 1 species! They get paid FAR less than a 'human' nurse, despite carrying out a simililar job-role.
Veterinary Nurses have to be registered with the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons to legally practice in the UK.

Duties usually include:
* In-patient care/Ward rounds
* Anaesthesia
* Radiography
* Laboratory work
* Drug dispensing
* Phlebotomy
* Surgical assistance
* And much, much more!
A good way to piss a VN off is to ask them: "So when are you going to become a Vet?" GRRRRR :(

Veterinary Nurse (UK):
RVN - Registered Veterinary Nurse
VN - Listed Veterinary Nurse
SVN - Student Veterinary Nurse
VN = Very Naughty, Very Nice, VERY NECCESSARY, Veterinary Nurse!

Veterinary Nurse (UK) by AlovelyVN May 31, 2010

Veterinary Prostate Exam 

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.

I gave your mum a veterinary prostate exam!

Veterinary Prostate Exam by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020

veterinary nurse 

bitches who love bitches.. any males studying this will be relished and adored by all and posses greater job possibilities

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veterinary nurse by chunkymonkeybes October 19, 2013

vagina veterinary

a gynaecologist or other medical professional who deals in vaginas.

"Clarice, there is something wrong with your snatch. Get yourself down the vagina veterinary and come back when you're palatable," requested Mr. Lecter as he sharpened his oyster knife.

vagina veterinary by realtalk_rodney January 4, 2012

Palo Pinto Veterinary Clinic

A vet in Mineral Wells Texas that is primarily known for their misogyny and employee emotional abuse.

Famous quotes from this clinic:
“Why do 12 year olds have double d’s these days”
“I’d pee in her butt”
-Told an old lady to move out of his way while he was euthanizing her dog.
-physically grabbed his employees to move them out of his way

I really wish I could be abused right now by a stinky overweight ginger. Oh wait!! We can do that at Palo Pinto Veterinary Clinic

Palo Pinto Veterinary Clinic by MuscleGuy40 November 29, 2025

veterinarian

An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..

Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.

"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"

"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"

veterinarian by Some guy hanging around February 13, 2013