Second planet from the sun. Has a heavy atmosphere of carbon dioxide. Atmospheric pressire is nine times that of Earth's. Average temperature of 900 degrees.
Venus is more hospitable than Detroit.
by yfarf! July 20, 2003
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Venus is a very beautiful person. She’s kind and is sometimes emotional. She cares about other and she likes to buy stuff to people. She has been through pain and has a bit of trust issues. She likes to hang around with her friends and family. She likes to sing, listen to music, draw and be creative. She sometimes play video games and she has a huge crush on a guy. She will fight for what she wants. She’s independent and strong and is athletic. She is hot and cute. Both at the same time. A very kind person to have around in your life. She will always be there for you no matter what.

If you get insulted by someone she will back you up. Her name is the goddess of love and beauty. She can make anyone fall in love with her.

We all need a Venus in our life!
Boy 1: Wow Venus waved at me!!! I think im inlove!!
Boy 2: She is very beautiful.
by crazygirluwu February 17, 2020
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Tall, very pale tone of olive skin, firey temper and often doesn't forgive very well. Knows all her strengths and weaknesses and uses this to her advantage. Complex to understand and rarely even opens up to people in the first place.
With a name like Venus, she just had to be unforgettable.
by Pixie xxxx March 24, 2009
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Is a true Goddess in every sense of the word! Inside and out! Sincerity and honesty and a well balanced person. She is the most perfect girl! You can take her home to meet the folks and a naughty whore in the bedroom!
Very trustful but not very trusting. The brightest star in the sky and adored by all!
Venus is a descendent from planet Awesome!!!
by zeitgiest February 5, 2010
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Second planet from the mighty sun, known to NASA as the annoying bastard that crushes and melts anything they send to it due to it's atmospheric pressure (92 times that of Earth) and oven surface temperature (500 degrees celcius), it's atmosphere is mainly CO2 with traces of Nitrogen and Water Vapour, it's 100 times thicker than Earths and refuses to let any sunlight in. Surface conditions could melt lead and crush a submarine, To put it simply; women don't come from Venus, Venus is manhood.
Venus, hot fucking place that is.
by RottenEgg March 17, 2010
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Second movement in Gustav Holst's famous suite "The Planets" entitled "Venus, the Bringer of Peace." Perhaps the most beautiful of the seven, with violin, cello, and french horn solos.
"Venus, the Bringer of Peace," second movement of "The Planets." Depicts the sheer beauty of the goddess.
by Saturn's problem child January 30, 2008
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2. Second planet from the sun. Almost the size of Earth. At various points in the two planets' orbits it is visible in Earth's sky as the so-called morning or evening star. A runaway greenhouse effect has generated temperatures at the surface of around 480 degrees Centigrade, under an atmospheric pressure of around 90 bars, equivalent to the water pressure nearly one kilometre under the sea on Earth. Atmosphere mainly carbon dioxide, contains notable amounts of sulphur dioxide. Sulphuric acid virga (rain that re-evaporates in mid-air) falls from cloud deck about 30 miles above the surface. Diameter about 7,500 miles. Most surface features named for historic or mythical women. Various interesting surface features mapped by the Magellan probe's radar technology. Surface gravity 90 percent of that on Earth. No natural satellites. On current theories, Venus may be a portent of future conditions on Earth's surface as the sun brightens in ages to come. It may also serve as a warning of the (relatively modest but still highly undesirable) effects that carbon dioxide emissions by human industry may have on our own planetary environment.

2. The planet's namesake is the ancient Roman goddess of love, sex and beauty. Modelled on the Greek Aphrodite. One thoroughly industrial-strength bodacious babe. Shag her and die ... or die and shag her, whichever. Compare this image with the nature of the planet's surface and ponder that, as Freddie Mercury once put it, love kills.
Venus is looking really nice in the evening sky tonight.

Oh, Venus, please let me have Aurelia Calypyggia in my bed tonight.
by Fearman May 10, 2008
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