by TheBlackBox April 18, 2013
A 60's/70's band fronted by the extremely talented and legendary lou reed and backed by otherwise mediocre musicians and entertainers. Many claim to have been tormented as children because of their listening to the band, and thus use the experience as the driving force behind the whole "you guys just dont get me" persona.
"Hey man, Im just going to go read some Catcher in the Rye while touching myself and then maybe put on the velvet underground album and drown myself in a puddle of my perpetual sorrow."
by JFru July 11, 2008
An awesome punk band from the 60s. Somehow they just stopped writing songs. One of their guitarists, Malcom Young, however, went on to keep performing in the kick-ass band AC/DC with his little brother, Angus Young
by BeefJerky Man September 25, 2004
Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..
Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!
Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!
by HOoooooch February 16, 2009
Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?
by B-rizzle July 6, 2019
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