vapor lock 

A sex act that involves a woman being penetrated by three men via the vagina, mouth and anus simultaneously.

she put in a great performance for a newcomer, but she seemed to get overwhelmed in the vapor lock.

vapor lock by Steven Moreso July 21, 2006

vapor lock 

Vapor lock is why men snore when they sleep on their back caused by their balls flopping over their asshole.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Scott was vapor locked.

vapor lock by Household 6 December 3, 2007

vapor lock 

Vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). After the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. Then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.

1- Matt are you OK?
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.

vapor lock by Mitchell man August 20, 2008

vapor lock 

Another term for a heart attack.

That dude had a vapor lock and dropped like a sack of livers.

vapor lock by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

Vapor Lock 

When you are totally out of shape and over exert yourself, to the point you can hardly breath.

Dan ran to get away from the cops, but he vapor locked before he got to his house.

Vapor Lock by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

Vapour Lock 

The primary cause of snoring in men.

When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.

Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.

The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."

Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.

Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.

First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."

2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."

1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."

2nd: "I wish I had a penis."

1st: "Me too."

(they both sigh)

Vapour Lock by Flash the Squirrel March 25, 2013

vapour lock 

When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, one in the yap and one in the back door.

"This charming girl that we met last night invited us back to her hotel room, and we vapour locked her."

vapour lock by Porksword 6 December 10, 2005