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vanilla frosty

The residue left around the mouth of a female following oral sex.
Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a vanilla frosty in the Oval Office.
vanilla frosty by Dale Harrison September 7, 2007
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Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.
Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.
Vanilla Frosty by yard sale August 26, 2013

Vanilla Frosty

A white conservative who gives you the cold shoulder after having their (theo)logical fallacies called out.
After having her ridiculous beliefs challenged, Aunt Karen became a Vanilla Frosty.
Vanilla Frosty by doombuggy69 February 3, 2023

vanilla frosting 

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.
vanilla frosting by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010

Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting 

Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.
"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"

"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"
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