Baba Vanga (January 31, 1911 - August 11, 1996) also known as Grandmother Vanga, was a mystic who predicted 9/11, Brexit, the rise of ISIS, and even predicted that the 44th president, Barack Obama would be an African-American president of the United States. When she was a child, she was lost by a tornado which lifted her in the air and threw her in a nearby field. Because of that, she could have the ability to see the future. Baba Vanga died in 1996 due to breast cancer.
Guy: Hey dude, do you know Baba Vanga?
Another Guy: Yeah! If she was still alive I would ask her how I would die.
Guy: Me too!
When you are pummelling your missus and you pull out just before you blow your load, ejaculating your penis-colada into her eyes and she gains the powers of Baba Vanga
Dave: I was nobbing our lass last night and went full Baba Vanga on her
Stu: Oh aye...?
Dave: Yeah, I spaffed in her eyes and she told me the winner of the 3:45 at Haydock
vag·ac·ci·dent noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party'sliberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.