A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.
"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"
by crackedbaiterjett August 24, 2022
ur a valorant player
by therealwoahvicky March 21, 2021
Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower
by Adoniabith December 14, 2021
A valorant player is normally a fat ass that would flex his rank if he is merely 10 Rr above you. It is rare for them to take a shower and they don't like going outside.
by Dreamstan420sexcboytri5sna January 01, 2022
by Potato pete July 21, 2023
A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024