valorant player

A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.

"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"

valorant player by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022

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Valorant player

Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower

Look at him is a valorant player, probably showered a week ago

Valorant player by Adoniabith December 14, 2021

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valorant player

valorant player
(noun)
(derogatory)

ur a valorant player

valorant player by therealwoahvicky March 21, 2021

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Valorant Player

A valorant player is normally a fat ass that would flex his rank if he is merely 10 Rr above you. It is rare for them to take a shower and they don't like going outside.

Wow, he is a Valorant Player. I can smell him from here ew.

Valorant Player by Dreamstan420sexcboytri5sna January 1, 2022

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Valorant player

A homophobic sexist with zero zest and zero life

eww gross I heard Sean is a Valorant player

Valorant player by Potato pete July 21, 2023

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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7

Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER

Valorant player by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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