James vallance 

a young man who is sadly dying alone because no one likes him and he is ugly as crap

that man looks like a James vallance

James vallance by fuck my cock shit heads August 18, 2019

James Vallance 

A man who is very wholesome and sweet. always willing to help anyone even if it means he'll get himself hurt. you cannot go wrong with him :)

Me:Ey bro. you all good?
Friend: Yeah im very happy just had a nice talk with James Vallance he was very nice :)

James Vallance by This guy who's wholesome February 26, 2021

Henry Vallance

Henry Vallance was one of the most vocal feminists in the 1800s. He was supposedly on the British side of the war, though he later on worked for the America. He had two lovers, Elizabeth Coldwell and Amelia York. His letters were recently discovered (Found in 2022). It was a string of love letters which later concluded with his suicide.

"Who was that one guy who had two wives and killed himself?"
"Did you mean Henry Vallance?"

Henry Vallance by pizzapoker February 3, 2022

sam vallence

Someone that can be mistaken for an alien and likes to smoke weed all the time. You also might find him sitting around at hughroys house.

"Look at that sam vallence, he thinks that he's real"

sam vallence by friedcunt October 12, 2009

Vaginal Valance 

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.

Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance

Vaginal Valance by welmsley April 3, 2011

valance 

Perceived utility

Allegedly a contraction of the words value and performance.

The valance of the reward offered was very high.

valance by ch1ptune November 22, 2007

Holly Valance 

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.

"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"

Holly Valance by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007