A penis that is fatter than it is long; fat and flat enough that the urethra opening resembles a vagina.
"You sir are a vageiner,"
"So my boyfriend was fingering my vageiner,"
"I cannot physically penetration my girlfriend because my penis is a vageiner".
by Dick Morey January 18, 2011
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