A circle jerk where everyone is dressed as Steve Urkel.
Eric from Plaza Tire throws the best Urkel Circles
by Satans Buttpussy January 21, 2011
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Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"
Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"
by Captain Cosby Sweater February 27, 2014
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When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he purposely tries to insert his penis into her anus and then pretends it was an accident by exclaiming "Hehe, Did I do that?" in the same manner that television character Steve Urkel would do when he made a mistake or was caught being a nuisance.
Did you hear that Kyle pulled The Steve Urkel on Tonya last night when they were having sex?
by deebee007 November 08, 2019
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A fetish party discernible by a large number of men dressed like Steve Urkle who gather to Masturbate to reruns of family matters.
“We want to have an Urkel Jerkle, have you seen My Family Matters Box Set?”
by DasNastee91 September 14, 2018
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The act of pulling up your pants - especially when it is raining or snowing. Done to avoid the bottom of your pant legs getting wet.

In reference to the character Steve Urkel, as seen on the sitcom Family Matters.
"Ugh... It just started raining, and I have to run to the store for groceries."

"Well, you'd better Urkel Up."
by Grachy October 02, 2012
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That guy in your office that wears his pants so high he looks like the television character Urkel, and the phoneclip on his belt sits in his arm pit.
Damn Bill is such a dork wearing his pants that high, he is such on Office Urkel.
by Clayton Farmer September 15, 2011
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