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Urban Ad Rage 

The annoying feeling obtained from seeing too many of those odd advertisements that you get while wasting time exploring Urban Dictionary. Such ads often seem confusing at first but most always tun out to be about a combination of sex and something else that's considered moderately cool or interesting by the general public in that they can really be created using this formula:

somewhat appealing topic + common sexual word or phrase + "click here/now" or some sort of special offer= advertisement

Too much exposure may lead to turning off your web browser or computer without warning, and possibly may even lead to the damage or destruction of said computer. rare cases may lead to actually clicking on the ad.
Possible Advertisements:

"Alien Abduction Orgy! Click here!"

"300 Spartans Sex! First month free!"

"Machine Gun Girls Striptease! Click Now!"

"Millionaire women want to have sex with YOU! First date free!"

"One click for a Roman Orgy! Click Now!"* (see below)

"Horny Wood Elves! Click Here!"

"Get Na'vi babes knocked up! Click Now!"

After seeing all of those ads on Urban,

You: "FUUUUUCKKKK THISSSSSS." *breaks computer over knee*

or

(probably not) You: "Fuck it. I can't take it anymore." *clicks ad*

Both are forms of Urban Ad Rage.

*turns out this actually was put up on the site, but it still fits the formula

Urban Dictionary Rage 

This is the act of getting super pissed off because everytime you hit random on your Urban Dictionary app you get retarded words like "Lana" that describe peoples friends and are most likely retarded attempts to flirt with someone. No one cares about "Lana" she is probably a skank who goes down for dimes, but not on you hence the reason you are desperately trying to get her attention. After about 20 minutes of searching Urban Dictionary you toss your phone at the nearest person you don't like and go back to web surfing for porn.
Person 1: "Why are you buying a new phone?"

Person 2: "I got Urban Dictionary Rage and hurled my old one into that ugly skank Lana's forehead before going back to porn and jerking off."

Person 1: "well played"

Urban dictionary rage 

When you see a definition on urban dictionary and you get mad cuz u don’t like it and you wonder how people like this.
Definitions about dating people give me urban dictionary rage

urban dictionary rage 

the feeling you get when those dickface editors wont publish words/phrases you made on urban dictionary, due to the fact that they are "so fucking annoying" that i kill them all day, every day, and when i run out of dickfaces to kill, i resurrect them, and kill them once more to express my anger
I was suffering from acute urban dictionary rage, so I flew a helcopter into a high altitude brick wall at 110 nautical miles per hour. Win.

My rage for Urban Dictionary 

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry
Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

urbanrage 

Submitting an entry to urbandictionary.com and not getting accepted. Leading to irrational anger.
John ;; Dammit, my definition doesn't get chosen but they have all this stupid shit!
Jake ;; Woah man, urbanrage much?

I will have urbanrage if this isn't accepted. Which would be completely ironic.
urbanrage by youraverageannika February 6, 2010
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