A selfie that is taken above the abdominal region on the body (for under the abdominal region, see downtown seflie), usually by a female exposing her chest. This shot takes a little more time and effort (perhaps some form of filter and lighting) and might be uploaded to her Tumblr if she feels it's reminiscent of her of modeling days–five years ago…
Girl One - *text alert* "He wants a picture! Quick, take an uptown selfie of my tits!"
Girl Two - "Perch them under your arm like you're presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white."
Girl Two - "Perch them under your arm like you're presenting them to the world…That shot would look great in black and white."
by jo3mart December 5, 2013
"So the jake tryin to watch every move I make cause my diesel make fiends do the uptown shake" -50 Cent
by VitoP November 16, 2012
an immensely popular blog in the neighborhood of Uptown in Chicago, IL. Locally elected officials who struggle with being truthful despise it.
by Uptown voter February 19, 2010
When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.
Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?
Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away
Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away
by fredbayrerooles April 13, 2019
when you sing uptown funk but you are failing miserably, so you ragequit and yell "gonna fuck myself i'm so shitty".
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT July 22, 2020
Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.
You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!
You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!
by Daves-not-here-man February 15, 2020
by joley joley October 27, 2009