UPH

Units Per Hour
How much alcohol you consume in an hour, so kind of like a speed.
So 18 units over 3 hours = 6 UPH

She got totally wrecked last night, she was going at like 15 UPH!!

by Captain KP November 28, 2009

UPH

UPH is short for under the pants handy. Also known as, a handjob.

Guy 1: yo, did you hear about Joe at the party last night?

Guy 2: no, what happened?

Guy 1: He totally got a UPH from that slutty girl Sally while sitting on the couch...in front of everybody.

Guy 2: Damn, Joe is the man!

by classyladytimes March 23, 2012

UPH

Another word for anything

Yo, what the uph? Uph you mutha upha

by c-rabbit December 18, 2002