UPH

Units Per Hour
How much alcohol you consume in an hour, so kind of like a speed.
So 18 units over 3 hours = 6 UPH

She got totally wrecked last night, she was going at like 15 UPH!!

by Captain KP November 28, 2009

UPH

UPH is short for under the pants handy. Also known as, a handjob.

Guy 1: yo, did you hear about Joe at the party last night?

Guy 2: no, what happened?

Guy 1: He totally got a UPH from that slutty girl Sally while sitting on the couch...in front of everybody.

Guy 2: Damn, Joe is the man!

by classyladytimes August 7, 2012

UPH

Another word for anything

Yo, what the uph? Uph you mutha upha

by c-rabbit December 18, 2002

uPhone

Borrowing someone's iPhone to use for yourself.

Reginald: What's the name of that movie with Kevin Bacon?
Tiffany: I dunno, look it up on your iPhone.
Reginald: I don't have one... but that's okay. I'll uPhone it. Hey Logan, let me use your iPhone. I need some free G.

by Chris.G May 3, 2011

Uphailed

The feeling that arises when the unexpected happens. Shocked.

I was uphailed when the dog ran in front of my car.

by Adam Hobbs September 28, 2008

uphostery

A type of material only craig is allowed to clean, usually found under the nut sack of another mans balls

Craig lifted up the ball sack to clean the uphostery

by Craigdildo March 14, 2022

uphail

Another way to say "You Fail"

Bryce said uphail every time a somebody told a joke that wasn't funny.

by AzulScooby January 8, 2009