OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 27, 2021

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin November 13, 2007

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.

Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day

by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry February 22, 2016