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Untied States of America 

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.
Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!
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Means bothersome/quarrelsome in German. Also happens to be the fucking coolest last name a motherfucker will ever hear.
You're being mad unfried today. Don't talk that shit to Chase Unfried though he'll fuck you up so bad you'll piss through a straw.
Unfried by DPSisBad October 18, 2013

your socks are untied 

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.
douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*

Your shoes are untied 

A code used by strangers in public places, that means "I WANT YOU." The most common place for this phrase to be used is in a crowded restaurant. The phrase is whispered in order to let the other person know that it has a hidden meaning.
Waiter to customer: *whispering*: Your shoes are untied. *wink*

Joe: Dude, that girl's shoes are untied...
Harry: WOAH man, for realz!
Your shoes are untied by EJRR February 12, 2010
"Making a typo that reads 'UNTIED States of America' is very very very very very bad. Watch out!"
-me
untied by Dave October 31, 2004

unfried chicken nugget 

basically a chicken nugget that hasnt been cooked it also can be people that haven't been cooked yet
you look like an unfried chicken nugget, or that chicken nugget is unfried

keep your shoelaces untied 

november 20. if you have shoelaces just keep them untied. please just do it. please don’t trip tho
dude: dude your shoelaces are untied

other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!